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Race: Buffalo Run 25k (16.1 Miles) 02:55:31, Place overall: 172, Place in age division: 30
Slow milesFast milesTotal Distance
15.101.0016.10

Done!

A report will magically appear later.

I hope.

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The alarm sounded at 5:00 a.m.—as expected.  I had been awake for what felt like most of the night anyway with pre-race anxiety. 

You’d think after 60+ races, and never missing a one due to sleeping through the alarm, I’d be able to get in a good night’s rest.

Whatever.

A quick shower, don the running clothes, insert contact lenses, run through mental checklist, load up the car, run through mental checklist, head out.  That could be, and probably is, the morning ritual for me every race day.  On this one though, I was trying to talk myself out of it as well.  Even while I was on the road I kept thinking how easy it would be to turn the car around and go back home.

That’s a pretty stark contrast to the feelings I was having 12 hours earlier when I was really excited and hoping for a muddy run with the benefit of a light snow fall.  Maybe the fact that I woke up to a star filled sky dampened my excitement.  There would be no lightly falling snow.  There was, however, the near certainty of mud.

I had to stop at Walmart twice.  Once as I was leaving town to get my breakfast and a can of veggies.  The second just before arriving at the island to take care of some urgent business.  Picked up a long-sleeved shirt on my second stop fearing I hadn’t brought the right combination of shirts.  I looked for some of those cheap knit gloves thinking I had forgotten mine—stupid review of my mental checklist had let me down.  Twice.

Or not.  I had an old pair in my gym bag hidden under the deodorant and the hair gel. 

No, I did not use hair gel before the race.  But I probably should have.  The hat I brought to wear did not even come close to matching either my shirt or my shorts.  I was once told by a Western States 100 finisher that it’s not how fast you finish that’s important—it’s how you look while you’re running.  If she saw me in that hat with the shirt and shorts I had…  Well, I’d never hear the end of it.

I made it to the island in time to see the 50k runners off.  I was fortunate to park next to someone who had also decided to bring a can a Bush’s Black Beans.  In the hour between the 50k start and the 25k start, I decided I really had planned well in the shirts I brought.  The new long-sleeved shirt I picked up for $10 would have to wait for another day to be worn.

I don’t know that I knew anyone running the 25k.  I take that back—I did know one person.  I knew a couple folks running the 50k.  And one person running the 100 mile.

So 9:00 rolls around and the 25k race begins.  We were instructed to move off the trail for the other runners coming down.  I was probably somewhere in the middle of the pack and noticed that all the runners coming down were going out wide around us.  I don’t know if it was cause the folks up front didn’t hear the announcements or were just mean bullies.  No shouting or cursing occurred as a result.  At least none that I heard.  Led Zepplin’s D’yer Mak’er and Cee-Lo Green’s Forget You were playing fairly loud in my ears that first mile so I don’t know for sure.

I needed to make a bathroom stop early on but resisted the urge.  There’s just nowhere to hide out there.  It wasn’t until mile 3.6 that I was able to secure enough cover to take care of business.

I was skipping along, about 5 miles in, whistling a happy tune, when up ahead I spied Fly coming towards me wearing his signature Hawaiian shirt.  He looked good too!  He was cruising along.  I actually just typed cursing before I realized my typo—but then again, was it a typo?  But like I said—he was cruising at, as per his report, an average pace of 9:49.  My average was 10:55 and I only ran half of what he did!  We high-fived and each went merrily along our separate ways.  He was wearing some knit gloves.  I had taken mine off.  I hoped he hadn’t been using his to wipe his nose like I had been using mine…

THERE WAS PEPSI AT THE ELEPHANT HEAD AID STATION!  I love that aid station.

I clocked a 7:55 running down to the bottom of the Split Rock Bay trail.  Maybe the Pepsi had something to do with that—I don’t know.  I ran/walked up to the top of the switchbacks and then ran most of the way back to the Elephant Head aid station jonesing for some more Pepsi.  They were happy to oblige.  I probably should have passed on the Oreos though.  I was coughing up and spitting out Oreo gu for 20 minutes after leaving.  That’s a personal note-to-self: skip the Oreos or make sure they’re properly washed down before moving on.

I passed Fly again at about mile 12 and we did the high-five thing again despite the concerns I had the last time about where his gloves had been.

After that last climb that ends at about mile 12.5 I just wanted to keep moving without the wheels coming off.  Or wobbling much.  Seeing as how I didn’t get a good look at my backside through those last 4 miles, I’m not sure how I looked, but I felt OK.  When I got passed by a lady I had passed way back on the switchbacks, I kinda got ticked off at myself and took off passing a number of folks in the last two miles but not, unfortunately, that one lady.  I’m sure I’ll get my chance at some payback though.  Maybe.

So I crossed the finish with a 2:55:31.7 finish, feeling pretty good about it.  The neuroma didn’t flare up at all!  I enjoyed some delicious buffalo stew and a Pepsi and had to head on home.  My grandparents home is getting remodeled and there’s at least two people that expect me to contribute to that effort.  I’d hate to disappoint them.

Jim puts on a first rate production out there on Antelope Island and I’d encourage everyone to sign up for one of his races next year.

Saucony Guide TR Miles: 16.10
Comments
From DaleG on Sun, Mar 27, 2011 at 20:10:00 from 173.147.96.28

One can only hope. I look forward to reading the later report.

From timp on Sun, Mar 27, 2011 at 20:21:27 from 66.167.50.219

hope you had a good time out there!

From Teena Marie on Sun, Mar 27, 2011 at 23:19:43 from 67.2.71.182

I keep checking back for the magical appearance ...

From Maynard on Mon, Mar 28, 2011 at 00:10:53 from 71.213.2.111

It might be a day or two--got the kids tonight and work starts back up again tomorrow...

From fly on the Wall on Mon, Mar 28, 2011 at 18:03:54 from 204.113.19.47

Not just done but well done!

No more excuses, post your report.

From Smooth on Mon, Mar 28, 2011 at 18:08:39 from 67.2.86.209

Amen to what everyone have said! :)

From Smooth on Tue, Mar 29, 2011 at 23:44:07 from 67.2.64.84

I am grinning from ear to ear reading your report!!! You are so funny! Sounds like you enjoyed the run a lot! Laughing so hard about your high 5-ing Fly's snot-laddened gloves! I was wondering why you picked up a can of veggies until I got to the delicious buffalo stew part! Aha!! One of these days I'm going to do that 25K! You inspired me!!! :)

From Maynard on Tue, Mar 29, 2011 at 23:52:40 from 71.213.2.111

POTENTIALLY snot-laden gloves. I don't know for sure. I was just wondering what if...

Yep, next year, Smooth, you'll have to run this thing.

From DaleG on Wed, Mar 30, 2011 at 00:00:05 from 152.216.7.5

Your race reports never fail to entertain. Dang, maybe I SHOULD have walked the race. I was there watching for you and Fly, but alas, I never saw either of you. I'm thinking I probably got there too late to see you come in and I may have turned my back when Fly cruised in.

From Kathie on Wed, Mar 30, 2011 at 00:03:32 from 97.126.209.130

Great race!!!!

Loved the high 5 with fly...runners snot is germ free so you don't have to worry.

From Teena Marie on Wed, Mar 30, 2011 at 19:09:03 from 67.2.71.182

Okay, let me see if I got this straight: the gel and deodorant were for Fly so that he no longer had to use his snotty gloves to fix his hair and he could keep his Hawaiian shirt's armpit area dry and fresh; the veggies were for neutralizing the acidic upchuck of the oreo gu you remembered to bring after doing your mental checklist twice; WalMart was your sponsor because you looked so classy in your nice outfit; and the lady there that passed you was showing off because she wanted to ask you to Prom?

Am I getting all this right?

From fly on the Wall on Thu, Mar 31, 2011 at 10:17:07 from 204.113.19.47

Great report and a well run race!

"He was wearing some knit gloves. I had taken mine off. I hoped he hadn’t been using his to wipe his nose like I had been using mine…" Fear snot not, I use the back side of my gloves to wipe my nose and high-five with the palm side. There is a fairly low chance of cross contamination. But really, did you not use the back of your bare hand for the same purpose?

"I was once told by a Western States 100 finisher that..." You Know Who? Where is she and is she running these days?

Maynard if I may- Teena, some clarification. I was wearing a hat. Furthermore, the hair on my head is cut way too short to have any use for gel and my nose hair was already nicely styled with snot. The gel was surely intended for my ear hair, though it would have proven just as effective on my eyebrow.

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